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watch mai subha kay 6 buj rahey hotay hain 

ALI.; bus adha gantha… sirf adha gantha aur phir uskay baad …YE tun key akhri doobti huwi gooonj kitni khofnaak hay… aur… aur

ALI.. AGAR woe aaj agaya tou .. agar..

Ali ka dosra dost 

Zubair .. kyn nahi aye ga zaror aye ga(halki see hansi) ye andheshay bilkul fazool hain(apnay app ko tasali denay kay andaaz mai) dekhna wada karta hun tujh say aaj result ka din hay post man zaror aye ga…

Zubair ..woe wada he kya joe wafa hogaya …zubair hasntay huway ali ka mazak urta tay huway…

Zubair..tapayii par joe ye guldaan parta hay mai nay es mai abhi tuk phool kyn nahi sajaye(phool daan uthataa hay)…. Phool daan tujhe ye pasand hay naah.. aaj tera abu bhe esay pasand karay ga jub tera result unkay samnay aye ga…

Zubair phool daan wohi rakh deta hay seti bajata hay

Woe aye ga hamaray ghar mai ye khuda key qudrat hay

Kabhi hum unko kabhi hum apnay ghar ko dekhtay hain

Zubair ali kay samnay poetry parth taa hay…

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Khuda key qudrat (chownk kar) khuda key qudrat khuda key qudrat yani eska aana wajib hay ali bhai bhai hoga humain poora yakeen hay lekin zubair tumhain etna kyn yakeen hay…

Zubair .. hatao g es khayal ko ……han ..han zubair mai kya soach raha tha ali zubair say kehtay huway? Soachnay key kya baat hay woe zaror aye ga chand minto key baat hay.

ALI… ek ghantay mai 60 minute hotay hain ….60

Zubair..27 minute aur reh gaye.. sirf 27…(gharti key tuk tuk buland hou kar phir apni asli halat par aajti hay)

Zubair.. har cheez karenay say rakhi huwi hay phooldaan bhe suj gaya hay cigrate bhe sulka leta hun ek cigrate 10 minute chalta rahey ga kum az kum

ALI.. SAday 7 minute ..

Zubair .. tou kya huwa (cigrate sulkata hun)

ALI.. KUSH zor say kyn lay rahey hou

Zubair .. sath sath tehalta bhe rahun ga(tehal na hay ) han… tou ye baat hay..

Room ka darwaz koi bujata hay 

Zubair apna cigrate bujhtay huway 

Ali zor say zaror ye papa hongay zubair tun ye cigrate chupa day 

Zubair door kholta hay aur ali ka abu room kay andar ata hay and ali say pouchta hay….

Ali kay papa… kya baat hay tum khoye khoye say kyn hou…

Ali .. koi baat nahi 

Zubair ..baat  kya hogi ek sirf dar hay kay…

Ali papa ko safyi daitay huway

Ali.. mosam kharab sa hay(katrak see buland hoti hay)

Zubair … (ghabra kar) ye bijli key katrak tou nahi?

Zubair ali say .. dheemi awaaz mai…

Zubair..cigerto ka daba joe app nay abhi abhi khola tha eska dhakna apkay pair kay neechay aagay hay..

Ali..  ali (hansta hay) awaz bilkul bijli key paida huwi … kya dhaknaa he tha?...dhakna he tha…(window kholta hay) mosam zyada tou kharab nahi hay badal?? Ali.. dil mai kehtay huway …aub mujhe lagta hay post man apnay office say nikal he parta hoga aur zubair tumhari cigrate wali baatain he khatam nahi hoti papa kay samnay ali dil he dil mai baat kar kay khamosh hojata hay zubair kay samnay..

Zubair .. apnay kashif dear  nay kaha tha aaj result ka din hay aaj result zaror aye ga ..

Zubair ali kay papa kay  janay kay baad ye baat karna shuru kar deta hay ..

ALI.. ZUBAIR SAY..tum zyada cigrate nahi peya karo mun say bou arahi thi abhi….bohut mumkin hay meray papa ko na gawar maloom hou…. 

(Woe yani jiska intazar keya ja raha hota hay uski awaz aati hay) tumhain meri jaan key kasam joe aub say cigrate peyo..maa darwazay say cigrate wali baatain sun kar ali aur zubair say kehti hain and keh kar gusay say chali jati hay room kay bahir..

ZUBAIR.. gumzada hou kar cigrate bujha deta hay… aub ye waqt kaysay guzray ga…cigrate bujhnay kay baad ali say sawal karta hay zubair…

ALI .. MERA KHAYAL HAY ABHI AJAYE GA ..magar..

Zubair .. uskay aaanay  mai abhi kaafi dair hay ..

Ali.. mai samjhta hun ye watch bohut taiz hay……kya pata kay…

Zubair ..watch slow hou shayad…

Ali .. g nahi watch ka time bilkul sahi hay..abhi parso he tou theak karayi hay….kahin uskay time mai he fark na hou…

Zubair .. aesa hou sakta hay…

Ali.. 5 nahi 10 minute ka fark hoga

Zubair.. es waqt say lay kar abhi tuk 10 minute mushkil say guzray hain… nahi abhi 10 minute nahi guzray…

Ali.. watch mai zaror koi kharabi hay….khol kar he na dekh lou..

Zubair.. khol kar apko kya nazar ajaye gaa..

Ali.. kuch nahi bus mai nay tou youn he kaha jaysay waqt guzarta rahey

Zubair .. tou chalye apnay purzay khol kar beth jaye magar yaad rahey es din key tarah phir nahi jurtay gay…

Ali.. (hansta hay) kaysay kaysay ajeeb khayal aatay hay(hansta hay gaata hay) kaysay kaysay ajeeb khayal aatay hain.. nhi wazan theak nahi hay..

Zubair.. khoob hansta hay ..aub aa bhe ja aub waqt kya huwa hay…saday…

Ali. Abhi saday kahan sawa huway hain sawa..

Zubair.. mujhe koi kaam kaaj bhe nahi hay aaj…

Zubair.. es mahinay ka hisaab kitaab likhna tha

Ali.. aji lanat bhejo hisab kitab par ye bhe koi waqt hay hisaab kitab ka…lekin aesay waqt mai kya karna chaye….

Zubair.. apnay mom and dad ko ek letter likho agar tumharay marks achay na aye tou…

Ali.. bilkul theak.. es paid kagaz acha rahey ga ..

Zubair.. han khushbou daar hay..

Ali.. kya likhoun….koi baat likhnay wali samnjh nahi arahi…

Zubair ..likho mai apki mom and dad dono key ezzat karta hun.

Zubair.. kabhi fursat mai ya result milnay kay baad unhain ye letter day dena..

Ali..khayal acha hay … tou likhta hun?

Mera khayal hay result aajanay dou phir letter dun ga.. mera khayal hay post man office say chal parta hoga..

Zubair.. ye letter uskay aajanay tuk tum likh lou gay..

Ali. Ye letter post man kay aanay tuk khatam nahi hoga..

Zubair .. tum likho tou sahi…

Ali. Meri pyari.. maa and papa mai nay app dono say wada keya tha kay khoob parthun ga aur achay marks laun ga

Zubair.. kya phis phisi see line hay

Ali. Phis phisi tou .. nahi hay…

Ali .. aaub woe aata he hoga …(kagaz phart deta hay) letter key koi zarorat nahi mai inko mou zabani bta dun gaa..

Zubair.. ba sharteya woe aajye…

Ali.. ye shart kaysi woe aanay wala he hoga…

Zubair.. hosakta hay uskay sath aesi waysi baat hojaye aur tun bach jaye…

Ali.. kaysa behuda khayal hay…

Zubair.. agar woe na aya tou ….

Ali.. dekhna woe zaror aye ga ruk beth meray sath uska intazar kartay hain…

Dastak hoti hay maa awaz deti hay kay beta tea lay jao 

Ali.. ghabra kar lou ami agayi.. sub cheezain theak hain naa>>?? Cigerto ka daba… esay kahan rakhun…??? Lanat ! khali hay esay kahin chupa day… bus aub sub theak thaak hay naah

Zubair .. apna dum tou theak kar lou haanp rahey hou…

Ali.. dum bus theak hay… 

Ali.. door kholta hay and ami say tea kay cup lay kar zubair kay samnay rakhi huwi table par rakh deta hay…tea peenay kay baad jaysay tea khatam kartay hain dono darwaza zor zor say bujta hay..

Ali ..dooor kholnay jata hay…

Ali.. darwaza kholta hay.pouchtaa hay kou..

Bahir sa awaz aati hay ..

Sir aukhbar wala.ali sukh key saans bharta hay ….

Aukhbar wala.. aji ye pouchnay aya tha kay dono aukhbar laya karoun jung aur kashish ya sirf ek..jaysa app hukam dain…

Ali.. jitney bhe hou lay aya karo..

Aukhbar wala.. bohut acha sarkar

(aukhbar wala jata hay aur darwaza bund kar deya jata hay)

Zubair …hansi roke kar …agaya .. agaya..

Ali..zyada hans nahi aukhbar wala tha…

Zubair.. mujhe lagta hay post man tera ghar bhool gaya hay…

Ali .. bhala aesay kaysay hou sakta hay woe ata he hoga…inka post office bhe meray ghar say bohut door hay…

Zubair(hansi mai) han paidal araha hoga naah….

Ali… eska matlab hay shayad itni dair hogayi hay shayad dair say he aye

Zubair .. watch ko dekhtay huway ye watch bilkul kharab hogayi hay…

Zubair.. dekho eski second key suwi kintni holay holay chalti hay…

Ali… samnay clock majood hay …

Zubair ..dono ka waqt mujhe sahi maloom nahi hota …

Zubair .. abhi tuk 10 minute teray baaki hay kya  guzar kitnay chukay hain…

Ali. 17…13 bAAKI hain 

Zubair.. mai deewana hojaon gaa

Ali.. kya kaha …

Zubair.. kuch bhe nahi ..mai tou ye novel parthna shuru kar deta hun (laktri kay sath koi cheez tukrati hay)..

Ali.. uchal kar aagaya woe

Zubair .. apka pair kursi kay nechlay danday say tukraya hay dastak nahi huwi

Ali..tehal ta rehta hay parth ta rehta hay..(bay kara ree kay sath tehal ta hay)..(watch key tuk tuk key raftar madham hojati hay magar awaz buland hojati hay)…

Ali. Ajeeb out patang ebarat hay (kitab band karnay aur maiz par rakhnay key awaz)…phir parthoun gaa..

Ali.. dil betha kyn ja raha hay…kya maloom.. pani peeta hun(pani peeta hay) talkhi…kis kadar talkhi hay halak mai…mera khyal hay jis waqt aana hoga aajaye ga pooray time par …shayd (chownk kar) abhi time nahi huwa shayad uskay aanay kaa ..mai beth jata hun(watch bartay bartay wakfo kay sath tuk tuk karti hay aesa maloom hota hay kay second lambay hogaye hain)mujhe kuch hogaya hay…pehle tou aesa kabhi nahi huwa tha(maiz par ungliyon say dhol  bajata hay) ye mai kya kar raha hun(watch key bhayanak awaz) uth kar ez tarab kay sath tehalnaa shuru kar deta hay…

Pair lart kharta rahey hain

Zubair.. tou acha bhala tou betha tha…uth kar chalnay kyn laga..

Ali..halak sookh raha hay …lekin aub tou eskay aanay mai koi dair nahi chund minto…… key ,,…

Chund minto key baat…(watch lambay lambay saans leti hay (kagaz khart kharta ta hay)

Zubair ..aaj hawa kitni taiz hay..calender ka kagaz khart kharta raha hay…(bartan girnay key awaz) 

Ali… es meri hamsayi  kay ghar mai har waqt bartan girtay rehtay hain ..

Zubair..aaj tumharay kaan bohut taiz hain…

Ali.. ye meray dil ko kuch hogaya hay ya watch ko kuch hogaya hay..mera halk bhee sookh raha hay ..abhi waqt nahi huwa(eztarab kay sath tehaltaa hay)

Thorti dair kay baad ali ka abu room mai aata hai aur ali say kuch pouchnay lagta hay

Ali ka abu.. beta kya haal hay.?

Ali..mai bemaar hun… sakht bemar hun…aur app.. saday 8 bujnay walay hain…

Zubair..(fikar mand lehja) tum bemar hou bhai ajeeb bewakoof hou mujhe tum nay pehle kyn nahi btaya…

Ali ka abu … hanstay huway room say bahir chalay jatay hain ali ko keh raha kay tum ghar raho mujhe kuch kaam hay mai woe kar kay aya..

Zubair.. aub etmanan say apna sara haal sunao mujhe koi khidmat btaou ..bhai wallah kamal kar diya…aur han.. ye saday 8 bjay tum nay kya kaha tha…

Ali.. (murda awaz mai) saday 8 bajay… saday 8 bjay mujhe dawa peeni hay…

Zubair.. laou mai tumhain peela deta hun..saday 8 bujnay mai konsi dair hay…dawa kahan hay 

Ali…nahi nahi…mai khud pee loun ga..aubhi  tou ja ghar …jani takleef na kar.chala ja phr aajana… khuda kay leye jao nahi tou mujhe dil ka dora part jaye ga khuda kay leye chala ja

Zubair..mai tumhain es halat mai chort kar tou nahi ja sakta ..

Ali…(eztarab bhart taa jar aha hay watch key awaz lambay lambay saans leti ha) kya kaha ??? bohut bemar hun…

Zubair ..gush tari hogaya (ghabrahat kay aalam mai dorta jata hay) doctor ko lenay hospital key taraf dortnay chala jata hay …

Watch asli halat mai tuk tuk karti hay …ye awaz daid second tuk jari rehti hay …akhir mai watch mai khar kharat paida hojati hay aur ek tun key awaz ati hay au res tun key goonj kayem rehti hay phir watch key tuk tuk band hojati hay au res second tuk khamoshi tari rehti hay…aur eskay baad darwaza khulta hay..aur jis ka intaz keya jar aha tha woe lamha aata hay…

Kya dekhtay hain ali kay abu darwazay say chupkay say andar key taraf bhartay hain aur ali key taraf dekh kar kehtay hain ..kis mazay kay sath so raha hain janab..goya is ko maloom he na hou kay mai ghar mai eskay room mai kharta hun khuda janay kon sa es nay sara din kaam keya hay joe thak kar sogaya hay((darwaza kay samnay wali maiz par ) result card rakh kar ali kay abu nay ek note likha kay beta tum pass hogaye hou hum khush hain lekin tumharay marks kum aye hain es mai koi aesi baat nahi next time tum achi tayari karna hamara sub kuch tum hou meray pyare ali betay aur mujhe pata hay tum bohut pershan hou apnay result key wajah say beta dekho hamara sub kuch tum hou next time achi tayari karna meray pyare betay humain tum say koi shekayat nahi.. ali ka abu ye note likh kar ali kay sar par haath phertay huway apnay kamray mai chala jata hay…

             Note..

Dosto hum ko ALLAH nay ek pyari see zindagi dee hay humain eska achay say fiedah utha na chaye.. and aesi chotii choti baataon key wajah say koi galat kadam nahi utha na chaye kyn kay humain duniya mai apnay maa baap ko khush rakhnay ka tareka ye he hay kay hum apnay ma baap ko khush rakhey aur un kay kahay par chalay es mai he hamari he kamyabi hay

Mohsin fareed 

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